Stikdissxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, ruthless capybara.

Stikdissxuc created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Stikdissxuc, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stikdissxuc, she will turn you into a snail.

Stikdissxuc's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Stikdissxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear mauve rings.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.