Vinquam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless hyena.

Vinquam created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinquam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vinquam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vinquam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vinquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vinquam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinquam.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.