Bestmapster is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful crocodile.

Bestmapster created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestmapster, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestmapster, it will torture you forever.

Bestmapster's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bestmapster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.