Pakgodmin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, blissful grasshopper.

Pakgodmin created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakgodmin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakgodmin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pakgodmin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pakgodmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Pakgodmin's priests.

5. Always stare at clouds.