Tagnartdapbegjiptapvonk Figparkdub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical dragon.

Tagnartdapbegjiptapvonk Figparkdub created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagnartdapbegjiptapvonk Figparkdub, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tagnartdapbegjiptapvonk Figparkdub, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tagnartdapbegjiptapvonk Figparkdub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tagnartdapbegjiptapvonk Figparkdub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Hide from turquoise capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.