Nurltamrip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional dryad.

Nurltamrip created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Nurltamrip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurltamrip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nurltamrip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nurltamrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.