Sigomin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying capybara.

Sigomin created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigomin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sigomin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sigomin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sigomin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Do not speak about limes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.