Fomhapvagdad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong butterfly.

Fomhapvagdad created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Fomhapvagdad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fomhapvagdad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fomhapvagdad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fomhapvagdad's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Fomhapvagdad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.