Mitvadsakwat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered mole.

Mitvadsakwat created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitvadsakwat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitvadsakwat, she will send you a sign.

Mitvadsakwat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mitvadsakwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mitvadsakwat on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Mitvadsakwat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.