Bogbissvag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, prudent badger.

Bogbissvag created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbissvag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bogbissvag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bogbissvag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bogbissvag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bogbissvag first in all things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing shorts.