Timditnel is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy hare.

Timditnel created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Timditnel, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Timditnel, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Timditnel's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Timditnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.