Misdudhin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered otter.

Misdudhin created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Misdudhin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Misdudhin, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Misdudhin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Misdudhin's Holy Commandments

1. Misdudhin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from yellow dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Misdudhin loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about gravity.