Wot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, emotional cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wot created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Wot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wot, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help seals.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the north.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.