Guprotpid is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm scorpion.

Guprotpid created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Guprotpid, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Guprotpid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Guprotpid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Guprotpid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Guprotpid.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not shave your feet.