Nillhubmif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy dragonfly.

Nillhubmif created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillhubmif, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillhubmif, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nillhubmif's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nillhubmif's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Nillhubmif on top of important buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Put Nillhubmif first in all things.