Davsatmab is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful
cat.
Davsatmab created bats nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Davsatmab, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Davsatmab, he will come to you in dreams.
Davsatmab's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Davsatmab's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair mauve.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
4. Always help sick monkeys.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.