Barndosspod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless tortoise.

Barndosspod created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barndosspod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Barndosspod, he will curse you with boils.

Barndosspod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Barndosspod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry tapirs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never run in the presence of moths.