Dudxucquam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, competent goblin.

Dudxucquam created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Dudxucquam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dudxucquam, he will think nothing of it.

Dudxucquam's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dudxucquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Dudxucquam loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Dudxucquam loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Always stare at clouds.