Fasbodsid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, confident sheep.

Fasbodsid created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasbodsid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fasbodsid, it will turn you into a rock.

Fasbodsid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fasbodsid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear black dresses.

4. Worship no other gods but Fasbodsid.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.