Neltomwikflabkapbellpopkab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart jellyfish.

Neltomwikflabkapbellpopkab created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neltomwikflabkapbellpopkab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Neltomwikflabkapbellpopkab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Neltomwikflabkapbellpopkab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Neltomwikflabkapbellpopkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.