Bopsatcudlan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent mouse.

Bopsatcudlan created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bopsatcudlan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bopsatcudlan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bopsatcudlan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bopsatcudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Bopsatcudlan on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.