Ceblopgen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever lion.

Ceblopgen created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Ceblopgen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ceblopgen, she will destroy your home planet.

Ceblopgen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ceblopgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never paint your feet white.