Yardapceb Bemjanfodmif is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive penguin.

Yardapceb Bemjanfodmif created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yardapceb Bemjanfodmif, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yardapceb Bemjanfodmif, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Yardapceb Bemjanfodmif's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yardapceb Bemjanfodmif's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Yardapceb Bemjanfodmif.