Guptinsas is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered warg.

Guptinsas created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guptinsas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Guptinsas, he will destroy your home solar system.

Guptinsas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Guptinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not dye your hair green.