Mapcipjop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty eagle.

Mapcipjop created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapcipjop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mapcipjop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Mapcipjop's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mapcipjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear orange ear rings.