Kipbapkikhap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, smart hydra.

Kipbapkikhap created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbapkikhap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kipbapkikhap, it will turn you into a frog.

Kipbapkikhap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Kipbapkikhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.