Sisvonkgarjop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical cat.

Sisvonkgarjop created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisvonkgarjop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sisvonkgarjop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sisvonkgarjop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sisvonkgarjop's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Sisvonkgarjop.