Fitfabflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish wyvern.

Fitfabflag created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fitfabflag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fitfabflag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fitfabflag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fitfabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never hurt birds.