Hubbellbed is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, capable gorilla.

Hubbellbed created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubbellbed, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubbellbed, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Hubbellbed's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hubbellbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick tapirs.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.