Yamcipmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain fairy.

Yamcipmil created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamcipmil, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yamcipmil, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yamcipmil's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yamcipmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Yamcipmil on top of important buildings.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never go into brown rooms.