Tarphatfodvab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring whale.

Tarphatfodvab created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarphatfodvab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tarphatfodvab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tarphatfodvab's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tarphatfodvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat corn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt capybaras.