Funvandit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciful aardvark.

Funvandit created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funvandit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Funvandit, he will turn you into a slug.

Funvandit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Funvandit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always obey Funvandit's priests.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.