Hug is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, selfish raccoon.

Hug created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hug, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hug, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hug's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hug's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never run near bats.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.