Budontcet is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, caring faun.

Budontcet created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Budontcet, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Budontcet, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Budontcet's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Budontcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Never feed garlic to dolphins while wearing gray boots.

5. Do not make images of living things.