Gubquillbab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, annoying swan.

Gubquillbab created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubquillbab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gubquillbab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gubquillbab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gubquillbab's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gubquillbab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always help geese.