Padgilbug is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil gnu.

Padgilbug created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padgilbug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Padgilbug, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Padgilbug's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Padgilbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never sing near manatees.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.