Arnvanhin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate otter.

Arnvanhin created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Arnvanhin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Arnvanhin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnvanhin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Arnvanhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Retreat if eight birds approach from the east.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray immersed in water.