Rigrakfun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, sage wyvern.

Rigrakfun created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigrakfun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rigrakfun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Rigrakfun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rigrakfun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise geese, for they are unholy.

2. Never mention birds.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never sit in holy places.