Cemrullven is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive giraffe.

Cemrullven created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemrullven, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cemrullven, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cemrullven's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cemrullven's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing black ear rings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.