Cibbetsas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty hamster.

Cibbetsas created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbetsas, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibbetsas, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cibbetsas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cibbetsas' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Always help turtles in need.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.