Nurrutyatt is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking
bear.
Nurrutyatt created light five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurrutyatt, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Nurrutyatt, it will turn you into a rat.
Nurrutyatt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Nurrutyatt's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your legs.
2. Never skip in holy places.
3. Always help sharks in need.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.