Dutsakyart is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, amazing gorilla.

Dutsakyart created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutsakyart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutsakyart, he will turn you into a goat.

Dutsakyart's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dutsakyart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.