Hungabkonbassdagkanlan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish tapir.

Hungabkonbassdagkanlan created the planet Earth nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungabkonbassdagkanlan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hungabkonbassdagkanlan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hungabkonbassdagkanlan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hungabkonbassdagkanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. You must love Hungabkonbassdagkanlan.