Yattniggidbell is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, compassionate sheep.

Yattniggidbell created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattniggidbell, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yattniggidbell, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yattniggidbell's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yattniggidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yattniggidbell.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattniggidbell.