Kinbotnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented hare.

Kinbotnarl created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbotnarl, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kinbotnarl, he will boil you in a big pot.

Kinbotnarl's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kinbotnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

5. Run away from pink mice, for they are unholy.