Nurlargbop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient wasp.

Nurlargbop created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlargbop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurlargbop, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nurlargbop's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nurlargbop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Run away from brown dogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear shirts.