Citrulflissithuddit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic sheep.

Citrulflissithuddit created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citrulflissithuddit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Citrulflissithuddit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Citrulflissithuddit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Citrulflissithuddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.