Yokjopjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered mink.

Yokjopjad created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokjopjad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokjopjad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yokjopjad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Yokjopjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Never sing in the presence of squirrels.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.