Hudpogfun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, prudent bear.

Hudpogfun created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudpogfun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hudpogfun, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hudpogfun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hudpogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Hudpogfun.