Taillopdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak swallow.

Taillopdoss created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillopdoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Taillopdoss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Taillopdoss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Taillopdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Taillopdoss loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Always obey Taillopdoss' priests.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat carrots.