Fobflanflan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest pigeon.

Fobflanflan created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobflanflan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fobflanflan, she will not care.

Fobflanflan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fobflanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.